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Politicians and Other Psychopaths

Returning to something more traditional for my partner and I, the good old narrative heavy modern take on the adventure game, which we’d played so many of together over the years, we played our very first ever Supermassive Games title, The Quarry. Supermassive is probably best known for its PlayStation exclusive Until Dawn, and from what I gather, there are quite a lot of similarities between the two games – I’d even read that The Quarry was the product of an aborted attempt to make an Until Dawn 2. For better or for worse, since I’ve yet to play Until Dawn, I won’t be tempted to fill this entire review with those kinds of fun comparisons. They’ve also got the Dark Pictures Anthology series, which I gather consists of similar, though smaller and generally less ambitious games that each tackle different horror subgenres.

In true horror movie style, it doesn't take long for shit to get real.
“In true horror movie style, it doesn’t take long for shit to get real.”

Like those titles, The Quarry is also a horror game. I went into it somewhat blind, and was pleasantly surprised by having my assumptions about what the game was about quickly challenged – judging it by descriptions I’d read and trailers I’d seen, it looked like your stereotypical Friday the 13th style slasher affair. You know, a bunch of teens at a summer camp in the woods getting picked off one by one by a deranged psychopath, that sort of thing. It is that, but, being vague so that others might have the same experience as I did, it also, almost immediately, introduces monsters, witches, and weird Southern family tropes, which kept me guessing about where the story was actually going (at least for a little while) while being appropriately creepy throughout.

I have to say that The Quarry, overall, looks fantastic. The graphics are fairly realistic to the point of occasional moments of “uncanny valley” when it comes to those trickier to nail things like facial animations. Even more so because of their preference to base character faces on their actual voice actors, including some you’ll likely recognize – David Arquette’s character was featured heavily in promotional material, for instance. Overall though, the game looks really, really good. For the most part, the UI, hell, the entire presentation of the game, is also really nice and quite polished. Being that this was my first Supermassive game, I didn’t quite know what to expect in terms of quality, but this definitely feels a million miles away from your stereotypical low budget PC-only modern adventure game. Oh, and the audio here is all great too – the effects, music, and voice acting are very good, and more importantly, they’re all used really effectively too. On a technical level alone, most of my hesitation about jumping onto the Supermassive bandwagon quickly disappeared.

Choices are usually binary and often timed.
“Choices are usually binary and often timed.”

Gameplay-wise, The Quarry feels like a weird melding of your minimally interactive modern FMV or “interactive movie” games, like Late Shift, your old school, very interactive point and click adventure games, and the middle ground, something like Telltale’s Walking Dead series, for example. I think it works quite well, providing opportunities for puzzle solving and even action sequences as well as dialog choices and other decision making, while leaving a ton of room for setting the scene or advancing the narrative via long cutscenes. Interestingly, you’ll be jumping between playing each of a group of camp counselors, and the co-op mode lets you assign who plays which specific characters, and even lets you divide up the entire cast to different players via the online “Wolf Pack” mode. My partner and I divvied up the characters based on their profiles and swapped the controller as needed, which, in terms of who gets to play for how long, was more than a little random at times, but was fun and more tonally consistent than having to take turns making sometimes contradictory decisions as the same character.

YESSS! A game the ridicules me for missing useless collectibles!
“YESSS! A game the ridicules me for missing useless collectibles!”

I’m still of two minds over whether this is a actually bad thing, but sometimes these major branching moments didn’t come about by an obvious decision. For example, early in the game there was an action scene where, if we had reacted quickly enough, we could have killed a character which would have had a huge effect on the rest of the story, and the fact that this was based on a semi-twitchy, high pressure scene definitely caught us by surprise. Oh, and speaking of which, yes, major characters can die or be affected in very big ways that have ramifications throughout the rest of your playthrough, which was one of the charms of Telltale’s adventure games as well, and feels cranked up to 11 here. I understand this was also the case with Until Dawn and most of Supermassive’s other adventure games, and while this could be criticized as being gimmicky, personally, I’m a fan.

I can’t say I absolutely loved every character or every story beat, plus the ending felt a little sudden, which sadly isn’t an uncommon issue in these types of games. In this case though, I could definitely see myself playing through it again one of these days, especially given all of the fun extras and collectibles and the insane amount of deviation and branching your choices and actions can bring about – apparently there are 186 variations of the ending available. As I said, insane. In the end, we enjoyed it enough to buy the entire first season of the Dark Pictures Anthology the next time it was on sale. ‘Nuff said!

Next up, wanting to play an actual cooperative game on PC that wasn’t yet another tree punching survival game, I came across the We Were Here series of asymmetrical co-op games. Now, we’ve played a few co-op focused games, most notably the Hazelight ones, but reviews made We Were Here sound like it was much more likely to test the strength of our relationship. Now that’s true horror! 😅

A creepy castle filled with creepy puzzles.
“A creepy castle filled with creepy puzzles.”

The setup is simple: Without much further explanation, you and your partner are walking with a larger group through a frozen wasteland and split off to check out and then take refuge in a mysterious castle. The next thing you know, you’re both waking up to discover that you’ve been split up. One player takes the role of the “librarian” whose primary job is to, confined to a small area, reference books and other useful objects spread throughout. The other player is the “explorer” whose job it is to, well, explore. That mostly involves navigating from room to room and investigating the mysteries therein, which ultimately lead to the way to the next area, like multiple relatively simple escape rooms chained together. Each player is given a walkie-talkie near the beginning to communicate with one another (using in-game VOIP, a feature I always really like even though I usually eventually end up abandoning for out-of-game voice chat) and from then on, the game is on.

Naturally, communication is key to solving these puzzles – the explorer might need to describe symbols or pictures to the librarian, or vice versa. That communication needs to actually be good too, as a lot of the things you’re asked to describe are intentionally extremely similar, so the players need to be detailed to avoid mistakes. There are also puzzles that involve one person helping the other person navigate through mazes, and as typical as that sounds, a lot of these scenarios have some pretty clever twists. Look, I grew up in the UK in the 80s and 90s and watched a ton of Knightmare, so I was more than up for the challenge. (If you know, you know!)

Guiding the Explorer around a maze as the Librarian.
“Guiding the Explorer around a maze as the Librarian.”

While obviously done on a budget, the presentation is pretty good, featuring the same kind of low polygon, colorful, stylized graphics I mentioned learning to love with Firewatch when describing a lot of other games recently (I really need to find a term for this style…) and yet it manages to be quite creepy a lot of the time too. It’s definitely a vibe, and your mileage may vary, but it works for me.

Interestingly, the whole thing only lasts a couple of hours, though you’ll likely want to switch roles and play it a second time, especially if you’re into achievement hunting. Still, the game is often free, and as such, makes a perfect demo for the rest of the series. That strategy certainly worked on us – we were impressed with it enough to immediately turn around and purchase the sequel, We Were Here Too, which I’m sure I’ll talk about here eventually.

Finally, we’ve just completed our playthrough of The Council. The Council is an episodic narrative heavy adventure game developed by Big Bad Wolf, who are probably best known for their later take on the Vampire: The Masquerade universe with Swansong in 2023. I don’t know too much about Swansong, but it appears to use a lot of the same gameplay mechanics as The Council, though it has significantly worse reviews. Hmm. 🤔 This might just be a result of The Council attracting more of a niche, adventure game loving audience than Swansong, which probably attracted a lot of players hoping for a sequel to the cult classic Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, which it clearly is not.

If you think these guys are ugly, you should see Sir Gregory Holm!
“If you think these guys are ugly, you should see Sir Gregory Holm!”

I distinctly recall having some hesitations about this game when first coming across it on the Microsoft Store, but my partner was very intrigued and its reviews were surprisingly positive, so we eventually purchased it. It’s funny, we played them far enough apart that I didn’t really compare it to The Quarry while playing it, but now writing this compiled review, I can’t help but to weigh them against each other, at least a little, given that they’re in the same genre of gameplay. On the surface, this does not bode well at all for The Council, but in some ways, The Council is actually much more interesting.

The main reason for my hesitation was the visual presentation. Screenshots and trailers made this game look almost comically bad looking. You have a variety of historical figures, like Napoleon Bonaparte and George Washington, with ugly, stylized character models, and hey, there’s some kind of a murder mystery or something afoot too? Seriously, what the fuck is this game?! While I have to stand by that initial impression of the graphics, particularly the character faces, as being bizarre, sometimes exaggerated to the extent of being grotesque, overall, I actually came to enjoy the style once I got used to it. This will no doubt be a divisive point though – I’d expect a lot of people will absolutely loath them. That said, the scenery, particularly inside of Lord Mortimer’s mansion, where you’ll be spending the majority of the game, was well executed. Really, the only technical issues with the visuals are around the character animations, which range from “eh, decent I guess” to utterly abysmal. Well, actually, the bottom of that range would be “not there at all” as we did encounter a few bugged moments where characters weren’t animated at all while their dialog played. All but one of these instances were brief enough to not take us completely out of the game though, thankfully.

Flashback to classic adventure games.
“Flashback to classic adventure games.”

The bulk of my impressions were around the gameplay though. On the surface The Council seems to follow a Telltale-like take on the adventure game – a lot of dialog choices, decisions which appear to branch the storyline, and plenty of cutscenes. I’d say that there’s a lot more free roaming and even the odd inventory puzzle in The Council, and there are no real QTE scenes since there are no real action scenes, so this edges it a bit closer to the traditional point and click adventure game of the 90s. Where this gets interesting is that there is a layer of almost RPG-like mechanics on top of all of this: a skill-based system complete with experience points to advance those skills, traits that affect them, and using skills requires spending limited “effort points.” I was initially skeptical…

To go into that all in just a bit more detail, many of your dialog choices and some of your special actions in the game are tied to specific skills. Using these skills requires you to have the skill, of course, and the use of a set amount of effort points, which is reduced depending on what level your skill is at. You level these skills up as you gain experience from chapter to chapter, and there are also books that you can read in limited quantities each chapter, and traits which can sometimes grant you skill points as well. Interestingly, you will still see the options to use these skills even if you don’t have them, which can help guide you to where you might want to allocate skill points later, or in a subsequent playthrough, though every skill gets its turn sooner or later. Your pool of effort points grows as you level up, but can also be affected by items – you’ll find consumables that let you restore some of your points or even make your next skill use free. There’s also one that removes your alterations, which negatively affect the number of effort points you need to use a skill.

The Council's dialog system is surprisingly complex.
“The Council’s dialog system is surprisingly complex.”

The dialog system also has a few other surprises. First, there are “confrontations” which are special dialog events in which you need to choose the correct options in order to convince someone of something or win an argument, that kind of thing, and your success or failure will often cause a decision-like branching of the story. These all felt a lot more tense than normal conversations, even if the stakes weren’t particularly high. Confrontations are particularly affected by that character’s specific vulnerabilities and immunities to certain skills, which are usually discovered the hard way by choosing the wrong dialog option, though there’s another consumable that will temporarily reveal them to you. Finally, we have “opportunities” which are as close as The Council gets to Telltale’s QTEs – moments where you can, if you’re quick enough, move your cursor to an interactive hotspot that appears briefly, usually over part of the character you’re talking to’s face or body. These unlock special dialog or actions, often revealing new information, including vulnerabilities and immunities.

Overall, some of these systems were a bit bewildering at first, but in the end I think they work surprisingly well, and add a nice gamey component to the otherwise rather simple dialog system that most of these sorts of games employ.

Finally, there’s the story itself. If you’re the type of person who likes ancient and old world conspiracy theory along the lines of something like the Da Vinci Code, you might be as drawn in as I initially was. Right off the bat we have something of a “whodunit” mystery, all kinds of mysterious characters and related subplots, and a backdrop of political intrigue complete with secret societies attempting to pull the strings of events across the entire world. I constantly found myself wanting to learn more about what was really going on here, at least until the rather heavy-handed main reveal (something of a twist) comes in a later episode. While I found that twist, which brings in a supernatural element, and especially my character’s reactions to it to be a little silly, by then I was invested enough to say “fuck it” and just roll with it.

Like I said, confrontations can feel a little tense...
“Like I said, confrontations can feel a little tense…”

Unfortunately, the end of the game was a bit of a let down. There was a final confrontation which just… well, it just suddenly ended. As the game summed up how bad of a job we’d done in the last chapter and the post-game character wrap-up started to play, it took my partner and I a full 30 more seconds to realize what had just happened before we looked at each other and let out a simultaneous “OOOOOOooooooooohhhhh!” It was jarring enough that we did something we never do in these kinds of narrative games – loaded up our last save, corrected a mistake we made (an easy to miss but vital item we didn’t pick up) and went through it again, this time achieving a much better, even if it was similarly abrupt, ending. This does speak of one of the game’s strengths though, in that, not unlike The Quarry, there is a good amount of deviation and branching that can take place here, with over a dozen distinct endings. In fact, there was one major decision in the second to last chapter of the game that really had us debating amongst ourselves about which way to go, which should suggest it was an interesting and impactful one if nothing else.

That sums up The Council pretty well. Despite the weird, somewhat janky graphics and the plot that goes to some unexpected places, then ends faaaarrrr too abruptly, I enjoyed the game, especially its take on the narrative adventure mechanics, which has me suddenly much more curious about Vampire: The Masquerade – Swansong, a game that hadn’t really been on my radar even a little bit before.

Unfortunately my dumb ass didn’t take enough screenshots of any of these games, and some of the ones I did take contained spoilers, so instead I’ve opted to steal them from various random places on the net.

Cloudbursting

I know it’s been ages since I’ve posted. I’ve been in a bit of a limbo when it comes to gaming for a while now, with several games I’ve been working through at a glacial pace that I really want to finish before moving on to anything new, all of which will be covered here once I complete them. For now though, let me tell you about a new toy of mine.

A few months back I got the itch to start looking at handheld PCs. I have a friend with a Legion Go and at least a couple with Steam Decks. In reality, I probably have very little actual use for one, and I have a history of regrettable purchases related to handheld consoles and the like. I simply don’t play them. Still, it was a fun hole to fall into: consuming innumerable videos, Reddit threads, and Steam Community posts on the subject, and spinning off into unexpected areas, like the vast array of cheap yet impressive emulation focused handhelds that have flooded the market in recent years. In the end, despite the numerous advantages of the Windows based handhelds, given the price, my 20 years of investment in Steam as a platform, store, and community, and various other (mostly minor) quality of life things, I was fairly settled on the Steam Deck OLED.

That said, the one thing that kept coming up was the other platform, store, and community I’ve invested heavily in over the years – Xbox. While I consider myself a PC gamer first and foremost, I also do a ton of console gaming as a means to get away from my PC for a while, relaxing on my couch in front of a nice, big TV. I mostly reserve console gaming for single player games, with more traditional PC genres like FPSes and strategy games, and lets not forget MMOs and other online games, being played on PC. That said, when it comes to my (massive) backlog, I intend to play a great deal of those games on Xbox. I already own many of them, for one, but I also somehow still hold the tiniest flickering flame of the once great torch I carried for building up my Xbox achievement score. One obvious solution was streaming from my Xbox to my Steam Deck over my local network. Could it be done? Well, absolutely! There are third party apps that can do it quite well, apparently.

Playing Halo Infinite on My Stoop
“Playing Halo Infinite on My Stoop”

The more I thought about it, the more this became one of the most likely ways I’d use my Steam Deck and, frankly, it seemed a little overbuilt (and overpriced) for that purpose alone. I’d also read about how Xbox games wouldn’t use the full screen due to the Stream Deck’s odd 1280×800 resolution which got me thinking that the ideal would be a handheld with a 1080p screen so that The Xbox Series X (or PS5, for that matter) could stream to it full screen in their most commonly used resolution.

That’s when I ran into the Logitech G Cloud. Now, I’ve heard of this thing before. I’m sure it was mentioned on at least one of the gaming podcasts I regularly listen to because of their supposed partnership with Microsoft for the G Cloud to be something of an Xbox competitor to Sony’s first party solution to this problem, the PlayStation Portal. I’m not sure that’s quite how it ended up, but the more I learned about it, the more interested I became. Here’s a quick rundown:

  • Built and supported by Logitech, who are far more experienced with hardware and much more reputable than the majority of players in the space, outside of the major ones like Asus, Lenovo, and Valve, of course. Accordingly, it feels relatively high quality when it comes to build and materials.
  • The controls are quite good. The layout closely resembles the standard Xbox controller. The analog sticks are decent, the buttons and triggers feel good, it has a subtle but fully functional rumble, etc. Input lag is close to non-existent too. About the only complaints I’ve heard is that the D-pad leaves a bit to be desired, not being great at registering diagonals, and some people hate the deadzones in the analog sticks.
  • Additionally, the whole thing is very ergonomic. Most every reviewer mentioned how good it feels to hold. It’s also really light, which is an advantage none of the big boys have. You could definitely hold this thing above your head while laying in bed without giving yourself an unplanned arm workout, and that is one of the use cases I had in mind.
  • Another point of comparison that is often brought up is battery life, and the battery life of the G Cloud, being basically a glorified Android tablet, and one that is mostly streaming rather than running games locally, is stellar.
  • Being an Android device, it has a lot of flexibility in terms of available apps, customization, etc. Of course, Logitech provides a custom interface which simplifies and consolifies the whole thing somewhat too. One of the most likely use cases for a device like this, outside of streaming, is loading it up with emulators, and there’s quite a few available for Android. This thing might not be the most powerful handheld by any means, but it’s enough to emulate most consoles up to PS2 quite well.
  • As mentioned, while it’s not OLED, the screen is quite nice. 1080p native, relatively large at 7”, vibrant. It can also get bright enough to allow you to play outside on a sunny day.
  • The biggest negative is perhaps the price, which is typically $300. Given the price of handhelds, and Sony’s Portal being only $200, I think that’s a little high given its capabilities and intended use. That said, it regularly goes on sale for $250 or less, and finding them used is fairly easy as well.

I’d suggest TechDweeb’s video on the G Cloud for a better summary. The fact that a dude who probably literally owns every handheld available is so enthusiastic about this thing speaks volumes.

So, I got one! Being an iPhone and iPad user for ages now, it was a bit of a mindfuck setting up a new Android device, but beyond that, it was easy to get going. I tested out Microsoft’s Xbox streaming app, which worked fine, though it only runs at 720p. I also tested out Microsoft’s Cloud Gaming app, which worked far better than I’d have expected, despite also having a similar 720p limitation. Now, I honestly don’t have that much interest in cloud streaming, but given how well it works, I could see myself using it if I were on a relaxing vacation where I had a lot of downtime, assuming I had a good WiFi connection and an even better Internet connection, of course.

Finally, I bought myself XBXPlay from the Google Play store which is a third party take on the normal Xbox streaming app, but supports 1080p and has a lot more options for tweaking your experience. It works incredibly well. While it’s a bit of a bummer I had to go to a third party for a superior solution, I have no complaints. I can now play Xbox Series X (and all of the previous Xbox One, Xbox 360, and Xbox games it supports) while my SO is tying our main TV, in my bed when I just need to relax, or outside on my porch on a nice day. With the Xbox’s remote startup and shutdown, I could also open some ports in my firewall and stream remotely too, if I wanted to. Very cool.

Now, I haven’t dabbled with PC streaming at all yet, but in theory I should be able to get similar performance by using Steam Link or perhaps better yet, Moonlight + Sunshine. The truth is that I don’t have the same use-cases for PC streaming. Generally, if I want to play a PC game I just go on my PC, which is rarely tied up. I don’t play a lot of PC games using a controller; if I’m super compelled to use one, I’m probably just going to play the console version of the game. I’m sure one of these days I’ll have some reason to diving into it. I’d imagine getting an MMORPG to work on this thing could be fun, for instance.

Metal Gear Ac!d, anyone?
“Metal Gear Ac!d, anyone?”

To expand a tiny bit on the subject of it being an Android device, as mentioned, it’s powerful enough for a lot of emulation, but it’s not up to the task of anything super intensive, like more demanding PS2, GameCube, or Vita games and beyond. It’s also not going to be able to smoothly play later, more demanding Android native games. Now, given this thing’s widescreen format combined with its apparently lacking d-pad, I can’t see myself emulating a lot of 8-bit and 16-bit classics on it either, even though it’s otherwise totally up to the task.

There’s a sweet spot that I found incredibly intriguing though – the Sony PlayStation Portable. The PSP had a 16:9 widescreen display and it had an analog stick (the infamous “nub”) as its main input, so it seems like a perfect match for the G Cloud. The G Cloud is also powerful enough to emulate it using the awesome Android PSP emulator, PPSSPP, being able to 4x upscale most games to its 1080p native resolution. I went from not being aware of or all that interested in many PSP games, to spending days on end cramming a 64 GB SD card with almost its entire library of games, and let me tell you, the PSP had a ton of interesting ports and genuine exclusives, especially to someone who has very little experience with the PlayStation ecosystem like me. Now, I honestly don’t know when I’ll actually get around to playing any PSP games, but this does at least mean I’ll be adding Metal Gear Acid and Acid 2, along with MGS: Portable Ops to my upcoming Metal Gear retrospective playthrough.

In conclusion, success! My original Xbox local streaming use-case seems to have been thoroughly satisfied, and the bonus use-case of opening up a whole new world of games with a high quality PSP emulation experience is also a total win. That said, I should mention that there are indeed other competitors in this space (Android handhelds with similar form factors) such as the Ayn Odin and Odin 2, the Anbernic RG556, and the Retroid Pocket RP4. Some of them are much cheaper, and some of them even more expensive, but more powerful. While I’m happy with my G Cloud for now, this is a space I’m going to keep an eye on for the future… you know, unless I just end up buying a Steam Deck. 😉

Deep Ones, Repetition, and Divorce

While there have been posts about other games hidden amongst the deluge of Halo Fest 2020 related content here, I’ve actually played a lot of other things I’ve yet to post about. Here’s a quick catch-up of random things I’ve actually finished, with several others coming in future posts when I eventually wrapped them up.

In the midnight hour though, I have as many friends as I like. -Online Gamer
“In the midnight hour though, I have as many friends as I like.” – Online Gamer”

First up is The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker. I’ve had most of Wales Interactive’s more notable FMV games on my wishlist ever since playing Late Shift. Doctor Dekker, however, is something a bit different from my first foray into modern FMV games. While Late Shift is very cinematic, playing something like an interactive movie, Doctor Dekker mostly consists of very short clips, almost always focusing on a single subject from a static first person perspective. This works well with the premise of the game, as you’re supposed to be a psychiatrist interviewing various patients in your office. A patient sits on your couch. You ask a question, and you get an answer. Simple.

Mechanically, just choosing questions from a dialog tree might be a little too simplistic to be entertaining, and Doctor Dekker attempts to solve this by having the player freely type their questions. Or, at least, it does in the PC version. You see, I played this on my Xbox Series X, and from what I understand the console versions of Doctor Dekker largely dumb this feature down, allowing you to select most of the more obvious questions and follow-up questions from a list. This works… okay. In fact, what I took issue with was when the game indicated that there was more to learn without showing me any new questions, meaning I was forced to type one in. Call me spoiled by 40 year old text adventure games, but man, this game’s text parser is hot garbage. I’d ask very obvious questions, even some I was absolutely positive were follow-ups to previous answers, yet 9 out of 10 times I’d get back a short FMV sequence equivalent to “huh?!” Still, other times I might get a wildly random response that didn’t seem related to what I asked at all. It seems like it’s looking for a limited number of keywords and keyword combinations rather than understanding grammar or at least having a massive list of acceptable synonyms. I also strongly suspect there was some degree of intention behind having us play “guess the keyword” as something of a puzzle. Regardless, fighting a bad parser is never fun.

Interviewing the ever popular Marianna.
“Interviewing the ever popular Marianna.”

While the format is a little limited, there’s a larger murder mystery plot with some (not at all subtle) shades of Cthulhu mythos, including a very minimal insanity system, all unraveled by questioning these patients to learn more about their backgrounds, their relationships with the victim, and ultimately investigating if they, or another of your patients, might be the killer. The actors were mostly pretty good, or at the very least fun to watch as you get to know what are ultimately all pretty wacky characters. The way the story unfolds day by day also did a good job of stringing me along as I learned more. The ending was a little unsatisfying, in that there seemed to be multiple equally viable candidates for who the killer could be, and it felt like the game simply picked one of them at random to be valid for this playthrough. That said, doing a little reading, it does seem that there can be a decent amount of deviation for each patient depending on how you choose to answer certain questions they ask of you along the way. Neat.

Overall, I definitely didn’t find The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker to be as enjoyable as Late Shift, but I certainly didn’t find it objectionable enough to steer me away from checking out other similar games in the future.

Moving on, I picked up Warhammer 40,000: Darktide on PC at its launch. For those that don’t know, Darktide is something of a sequel to the two Warhammer: Vermintide games. Being based in the far flung grim-dark universe of Warhammer 40k versus the high fantasy world of Warhammer Fantasy, it still follows Vermantide’s Left 4 Dead influenced style of character/class-based cooperative action. While there are a ton of systemic differences, both minuscule and quite large, I feel like comparing it to Left 4 Dead alone does a pretty accurate job of summing up the gameplay of these titles.

My Orgryn Thudd and his beloved Ripper.
“My Orgryn Thudd and his beloved Ripper.”

I haven’t played a lot of cooperative games like this outside of playing L4D with friends way back in the day, and despite being a huge Warhammer fan, I’ve yet to play either of the Vermintide games since it seems most of my gaming friends have moved on from the genre. Playing Darktide with randoms is incredibly easy though, and I found people purposely being assholes, trolling, or otherwise not playing the game properly to be quite rare. Of course, teamwork with a bunch of random people, usually without voice communications, is nowhere near as fun, but I found it to be enjoyable enough. Perhaps my favorite part of Darktide though, was simply how amazing of a job Fatshark did with representing the gritty violence of the Warhammer 40,000 setting in first person. It’s a great looking game absolutely bursting with atmosphere. The classes are all pretty fun, as is customizing and upgrading your characters.

That all said, I found the gameplay loop to get a little repetitive. Progression is reasonably fast, but still, slogging through the same (or very similar) oppressive feeling maps over and over again feels a bit too much like a treadmill. I might have stuck with it if I were playing with friends, and while I ultimately still like the game, I put it down after only around 15 hours of playtime. Perhaps I’ll return if I see some compelling updates though.

Spoilers: She dies.
“Spoilers: She dies.”

Speaking of grinds, I briefly returned to Destiny 2 (PC) late last year, just long enough to catch up from where I left off, and finally played through The Witch Queen campaign. I had a great time as usual, but the start of my burn out just happened to coincide with the announcement of the Lightfall expansion, which didn’t look too appealing to me for numerous admittedly petty reasons. From the current community backlash, perhaps I dodged a bullet?

Another repetitive online FPS that I bounced off of recently was Meet Your Maker. How do I describe Meet Your Maker? Hmm. Well, imagine a very Quake 1+2 influenced FPS (in terms of visuals, some of the enemy and weapon designs, and having a sweet grappling hook which my brain will apparently always associate with old Quake mods) in which you “raid” random procedurally designed dungeons / bases (called outputs) filled with enemies and traps. Your goal is to make it deep into the outpost, grab the loot stash therein, and then make your way back out alive (which is easier said than done, since some new monsters and traps might show up after you nab said loot.) The loot you gain from these raids can be used to upgrade your character, weapons, etc.

With only one shot left, I better not miss.
“With only one shot left, I better not miss.”

Now imagine that these dungeon base things aren’t actually procedurally generated, but designed and constructed by other players, using some of the loot from their own raids to add and upgrade more traps and enemies, expand and redesign their outpost, and build secondary outposts, and of course, you can do the same. I personally love the idea of these sort of dueling asymmetrical gameplay systems, and I’m always down for systems where players can get creative by adding their own content to the world (providing they’re not abused too much.) Building your own outpost maps, while understandably a little limited, is pretty fun, but watching replays of other players raid my outposts and navigate my traps? Amazingly entertaining! I don’t think of myself as a cruel or particularly vindictive person, but Meet Your Maker had me practically falling out of my chair, literally laughing out loud on more than one occasion after watching some hapless player wander into a particularly diabolical trap. Pure, albeit slightly evil, joy.

Personally, I always tried to make my outposts some degree of “fair” and I feel like others do as well, though when raiding you do occasionally wander into a outpost that was designed to be almost impossible, making them painstakingly slow to navigate through. Raiding in Meet Your Maker tends to lead to a uniquely cautious approach to exploration and navigation anyway, at least until you learn a lot of the more common tricks players use and how to deal with them, so if you make your outpost too stupid most players will probably just bail on it after a few deaths. I tend to get obsessed with conquering them though. Back at the hub area, which is something of a diegetic, in-game world menu, you get a taste of the fiction around all of this, which I actually found pretty interesting. Just as with Darktide though, it’s largely just set dressing to make the grind of the gameplay a bit easier to swallow and as far as I can tell there’s nothing in the way of a plot to advance through.

A fav, vertical shaft with multiple traps at each end. No one can resist a shortcut!
“A fav, vertical shaft with multiple traps at each end. No one can resist a shortcut!”

I really love the game, but after 25 hours or so, that grind is ultimately why I’m not still playing Meet Your Maker. The resource requirements to upgrade your character and particularly to keep your outposts up and running seem far too punitive, even if you really enjoy the raiding gameplay. Even ignoring that, just like Darktide, the gameplay is definitely repetitive, so some degree of burnout is bound to happen. I will surely return to it in the future, though I’m afraid its player count might have dwindled precipitously by then, which would be a huge problem for a game so heavily dependent on player made content. A game with a strikingly similar design, The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot, had the same struggles, and was shuttered before ultimately being reworked into an almost entirely different game, leaving the hardcore fans of the original feeling totally abandoned by Ubisoft. I hope Meet Your Maker has a better fate.

And now for something completely different… *desk blows up*

It Takes Two was a hot topic on some of my favorite gaming podcasts, and coming from Josef Fares and the rest of the team that brought us the impressive A Way Out, it was an easy addition to my backlog. Somehow my partner also found out about it and wanted to play it just as much as I did. Definitely a good omen for a cooperative game, no? Like A Way Out, It Takes Two is a dedicated co-op game (I mean, hell, it’s in the name!) and has been designed from the ground up to be played that way, either split screen or online, and generously even offers a free pass for the latter scenario, meaning only one of the two players has to own the game. Awesome.

Your tormentor, Dr. Hakim.
“Your tormentor, Dr. Hakim.”

The two players fill the shoes of Cody and May, a husband and wife in the midst of a divorce who are magic’d into their daughter’s weird little toy doll versions of themselves. They need to work together to escape the terrifying Honey, I Shrunk the Kids-esque massively scaled version of the world and break their daughter’s evil curse, all while being taunted mercilessly by Dr. Hakim, an anthropomorphized relationship advice book. While I’m being slightly hyperbolic here, that’s about the gist of it.

You can probably already guess that by working together, the couple will slowly rediscover their feelings for each other and end up reunited, and while that’s how it goes down on paper, I don’t think their reconciliation is quite as smooth in the game itself. That is, there were tons of opportunities to show Cody and May growing closer, dealing with old wounds, rekindling passions, etc. but I don’t feel like it does a great job of presenting this gradual process. Instead, there are moments, specific lines of dialog, etc. that relay some of this, but you don’t really see the characters progress all that much. Despite this, the game ends as predicted and (sarcastic spoiler warning) the family ends up sticking it out and living happily ever after. While sweet and all, the game did actually do a pretty good job at showing us that the couple has some major compatibility issues and that maybe their divorce was actually warranted. Oh well!

I’m being pretty critical here, because that might be my only real complaint about the entire game, and it’s not even that notable. Honestly, the story could just be a total contrivance to set up the game, and while there were some interesting, even slightly emotional narrative moments, it largely takes a backseat to the incredibly fun gameplay. Unless you utterly hate the story or the characters, I don’t think this is likely to factor heavily into your enjoyment of the game.

Classic co-op action, with one player flying and one gunning.
“Classic co-op action, with one player flying and one gunning.”

As far for that gameplay, It Takes Two fits the classic 3D platformer mold pretty cleanly. I don’t even think I remember the last one of those I played, but as an Nintendo 64 owner in the 90s, trust me when I say I’ve played my share of them. The genre has always been a mixed bag for me. Light narratives featuring wacky characters, with some puzzle solving, exploration, and adventure? All pretty fun stuff. Difficult platforming, however, can be extremely frustrating to me, and lots of it? Tedious. No worries though, as the basic mechanics of It Takes Two are great. It’s smooth, responsive, and just the right level of forgiving. That’s not to say there aren’t some potentially challenging moments, and I was worried that my partner might have difficulty as, while she plays plenty of games, platformers aren’t really her wheelhouse, but there were few if any moments in the game where she struggled. It’s all fairly intuitive, and always being able to figure things out with another person further helps this (which I suppose is appropriately meta.)

The game isn’t all just jumping around though. Many of the puzzles and other obstacles to navigating the world rely on some pretty clever mechanics, and It Takes Two takes the unusual approach of adding new ones and mixing up or replacing old ones constantly. In fact, the major stages and numerous smaller sections of the game have their own set of puzzle solving and/or navigation mechanics, from things like grinding on rails, riding on creatures and objects, to shrinking yourself and reversing time. Cody and May usually have their own distinct sets of abilities on each stage too, and they can typically be combined. For example, in one area early on, Cody gets the ability to shoot sticky sap which damages and slows certain enemies, and can be used to hold or weigh down objects. May gets the ability to shoot an incendiary projectile, which she can use for pinpoint shots, but more importantly, causes Cody’s sap to violently explode. These abilities need to be used both separately and in-conjunction in a variety of creative ways. Even if one of these mechanics doesn’t gel with you, it’s not usually long before you’re onto something else, which given the game’s length, clocking it at somewhere around 14 hours, is definitely a good thing.

Using their special magnets, one player has to push the door open while the other has to pull it.
“Using their special magnets, one player has to push the door open while the other has to pull it.”

In addition to the variety of mechanics, there’s also something like 25 minigames hidden throughout the stages. These minigames really just serve as a bit of a fun distraction, further breaking up the gameplay and interrupting the cooperation with some brief moments of head to head competition. Once you find a minigame it unlocks it to be played from the main menu any time you want, too. Sure, not all of them are amazing, but my biggest complaint about the minigames is that some of them are a little too hidden, and missing out on one entirely just because you didn’t happen to stumble across it is definitely a bit of a bummer. I think we missed several during our playthrough, actually.

I’ve used the word “variety” several times now, and the aesthetics of the different stages and sub areas of the game are equally as diverse. Honestly, the entire game looks absolutely fantastic; stylized just enough, featuring great animation across the board, and all running silky smooth on my Series X to boot. Voice acting (and the writing) of individual lines is great too, as are the sound effects. It’s one of those great games that feels almost like a AAA title while it clearly wasn’t one. I honestly think we need a lot more of those; there seems like there’s plenty of fertile middle ground between tiny indie projects and massive, big budget AAA hits for games with good budgets and talented teams to be able to produce quality titles with modest sales goals (which, indubitably, will occasionally be shattered.) It Takes Two is a fine example of this, winning several GOTY awards and apparently selling over 10 million copies so far.

Anyway, off my soapbox for now. It Takes Two might just be one of the best co-op games ever created, and it should be on literally everyone who enjoys even the occasional co-op experience’s list. How’s that for a summary?

Screenshots from Doctor Dekker and It Takes Two swiped from Steam Community posts because I forgot to take my own. Ooops.